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Gorilla
Robin Clay
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A guy opens his door to get his paper one morning and lo and behold there is a
600 pound gorilla in the tree in his front yard.
Panic stricken he locks all the doors and windows and calls the highway patrol.
When the dispatcher asnwers the guy screams "Send someone over right away,
there's a 600 pound gorilla in a tree in my front yard."
The dispatcher asks "Did you say a '600 pound gorilla'?"
The guy says "Yes."
The dispatcher says "We don't handle 600 pound gorillas. Call the RSPCA."
The guy calls the RSPCA and they promise to send someone out. Sure enough
about a half hour later a truck pulls up and a guy gets out and looks up into
the tree. Since nothing happened to him our hero ventures outside and asks
"Where are the rest of you guys?"
The RSPCA guys says "I'm the only one on duty."
Our hero asks "You're not going to try and capture the 600 pound gorilla all by
your self?"
The RSPCA man replies "Why not? I've got alll the equipment." He then takes a
long bamboo pole from the truck, a pair of handcuffs,a six gun and a bulldog on
a chain.
He tells the homeowner "Here, you take the gun. I'm going up in the tree and
poke the gorilla with the bamboo pole until I knock him out of the tree. As he
gets up this bulldog is trained to go right for his cajones. Once he latches
on you can hit him in the heads with a crowbar and he won't let go. When he
does this the gorilla will try to put his hands over his balls. When he does
you put the cuffs on him.
Our hero says "By golly, you guys sure know your business. But tell what's the
gun for?"
The RSPCA man tells him "On the odd chance that the gorilla knocks me out of
the tree, SHOOT THAT DOG QUICK!!"
END
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